An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
world.
For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that
he would work his way across the country from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by
what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a
direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The
American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta.
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this
was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby
nun what the purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven
and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to
Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In
every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000
per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided
to see if Canadians had the same phone.
He arrived in Calgary, and
again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign
under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he
asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same
golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line
to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is
it so cheap here?
The priest smiled and answered,
"You're in Canada now son, it's a local call"..